![]() ![]() Per Wiki, Nate Pearson has published three books: The fishes of the eastern slope of the Andes 1924, The fishes of the Beni-Mamoré and Paraguay basins 1937, and The fishes of the Atlantic and Pacific slopes near Cajamarca, Peru 1937. Cave strikes out looking on a 100-MPH heater by Jays pitcher Nate Pearson. After Jorge Alcala sloppily gets the final out, game score, New dads 7, sons of MLB dads 3ħ: My apologies to Rob Refsnyder for not mentioning that he’s probably hurt he came out defensively for Jake Cave last inning after catching the last fly in frame 5. Twins baby name score: Gamble Lynn Garver 1, Blair Evelyn Rooker 0. Atteberry says he should do it with Cory Provus sometime, “he’s into that sort of thing.” Ah, yes, the same sort of bonding activity those two have specialized in, like in 2013 when Gladden invited Provus to join him in throwing dried cow poops on his farm.Ħ: New Jays reliever, same immediate result: new dad Brent Rooker homers off Julian Merryweather. ( It looks like this, click on it, fellow acrophobes, I dare you!) Gladden says no. ![]() He then asks Dazzle if he’s ever considered doing the thing at nearby CN Tower (1815 feet high) where you can walk in harnesses around the outside of the roof. Gladden says “this game feels like the last team to bat will win,” which confuses Atteberry into replying “we know who the last team to bat will be if the Twins are ahead, Toronto's the home team.” Gladden: “well, the other team still has to pitch well, then.” Atteberry remains befuddled. This strikes me as silly: “hmm, to prove to us how much you love ‘Murica, you can’t leave during this particular arbitrary time or it’ll look like you don’t CARE ENOUGH.” I mean, the process itself is already pretty tricky.ĥ: Not much happens, so it’s time for Radio Fun. Because Simmons is applying for US citizenship, and is at a point in the process where he can’t leave the country for some reason. Not, at you’d expect, because of Simba’s anti-vaxx zonkery and Canada’s strict rules on who can visit. Sitenameteam 6-3Ĥ: Incidentally, per radio, the reason Polanco is playing short (where he’s always bad) instead of Andrelton Simmons (who’s only been bad at it this season) is Simmons couldn’t leave the country. Not to be out-shellacked, Mike Pineda lets Vlad The Ballwailer launch one to Sasketchewan (this in fact being a thing his dad did do, often). Ryu’s replacement, Ross Stripling, gives up the THIRD STRAIGHT TWINS BOMB (this one to Biggy Miggy) and walks Rob “1980s Preppie Name” Refsnyder before stopping this mighty mighty Twinstones onslaught. Remember what that was like? Caring about game outcomes in September? “Try to remember the kind of September.” (I’m really susceptible to sappy songs these days.) This knocks out starter Hyun Jin Ryu and his game-entering 3.81 FIP, because Toronto is neck-deep in a run for Manfred’s Wacky Wild Card one-game quarter-toss. Jeez, guys, I got home late, gimme some time to make food before trying to keep up with this thing. ![]() Blue Jays 2-1ģ: Oh, yeah, and then Jorge launches a two-run dong (after Lord Byron’s double had already scored Ryan Jeffers). then, after Jake Lamb doubles and Lord Byron gets the ball back to Polanco, he airmails it home trying to stop Jansen, scooting Lamb to third (at least HE doesn’t score). With two outs and a guy on second, a hard Danny Jansen grounder to Polanco at short gets completely airmailed, allowing A Guy to score. would have been suspended for doobie-related reasons, not because I advocate the use of any substances, but because then we could have called him “Vlad The Inhaler.” Twins 1-0Ģ: Oh, boy. In fact, his specialty was swinging at bad pitches but hitting them anyways. Vladimir Guerrero (son of Vlad) walks, which he does a lot, while his dad was. Anyhoo, inning-by-inning notes:ġ: Not much happens. So, can we have the young Twins be great, but Alex Colome just lose all the remaining Blue Jays games? It’s really not all that outrageous an ask, baseball gods. I also REALLY DON’T WANT BOSTON AND NEW YORK TO BOTH MAKE THE PLAYOFFS AND ESPN TO FROTH THEMSELVES IN UNBRIDLED GLEE OVER THAT GAME. We want Twins players to do well, particularly the youngest ones. This is a tough one for me, as your Twins have six games left this season against Toronto. This puts the Blue Jays (whose fans are always the nicest, politest visitors to Target Field) one-half-game behind the forking Yanquis and BoSox for the WC. Michael Pineda escapes a long inning caused by rather predictably bad fielding, and Minnesota slugs it all over Toronto. ![]()
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